Aug. 28, 2018

Some Good News and Some Bad News

EXTRA! EXTRA!

Get your Cat Ellington fix right here, folks! We got your local Cat Ellington news! We got your national Cat Ellington news! We got your international Cat Ellington news! We got Cat Ellington caught on camerawearing a little bit of cellulite, but no makeup—in the tabloid news! We got Cat Ellington caught in a steamy affair with a handsome mystery man in the tabloid news! We got Cat Ellington walking her dog in the tabloid news! We got Cat Ellington in a beef with God knows who in the news! We got Cat Ellington cussin' like a sailor in the news! We got Cat Ellington showing off one of her Louis Vuitton bags in the news! We got Cat Ellington in the gossip columns! We got Cat Ellington in the latest magazines! We got all of the latest Cat Ellington news right here on the News page, folks! So stay tuned! Arrgh!

* Yes, my dear men and women. The all-new News page is coming soon to the Boutique Domain. 💋