Feb. 22, 2016

Ain't That A Glitch!

Howdy, My Cherished Men and Women. And A Happy Monday To All Of You.
This Post Is To Serve The Purpose Of Clearing Up The Results Of An Obvious System Glitch In Google's Search Engine.

Please Be Informed That Despite My Having A Baby Face, I Am NOT 33-Years-Old Nor Am I 8'3" Tall Nor Am I 302lbs..
. . .In Fact, Nothing Could Be Further From The Truth.

These Obviously Incorrect Stats Are Currently Listed Under My CelebRiot Profile In GOOGLE'S Search Engine. However, My Correct Stats Are Listed At The Actual Site, CelebRiot.com.

Please Be So Kind As To Make Note Of This. . .
. . .My Beloved Men and Women.

(Inevitable Laughter 😁)

. . .But Of Course None Of You Actually Believed That I Stand 8'3, Did Ya?
Hecky Nawwwwww.

I'm Sure That Google Will Have This Glitched Search Result Corrected In Due Time.
. . .But Until Then, CelebRiot.com Has My Stats Listed Correctly.

Oh, And One More Thing, Babies: Though They Have My Hair Color Listed As Being 'Dyed Dark Auburn,' It Had Been, But Now It's Flamin' Burgundy.
. . .Heh-Hehll Yeah.
Now These Tresses Sport My Favorite Colahhhh. . . Burgundy, Babies.
. . .Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee πŸ˜‚

In Deep-Throaty Honor Of The Classic Film, 'Attack of the 50Ft. Woman':


(Intense Laughter πŸ˜‚)

One Of Chicago's Grooviest "Skyscrapers,"
i6'4inHeels πŸ‘’πŸ˜‰

Compression Pattern Generator Artwork of Glitch Is Featured Courtesy Of The Black Jaguar Music Company.
Thanks, Team Flikr. 😊