KoshkaEllingtondotkomov V nastoyashcheye vremya Prevyshayet Devyanosto-Dve-Tysyachi Mirovoy Vzglyady

Vat? Vat Vas Zat?
(Smiling) Zat, My Dear Boys And Goyals, Ees Zee Native "Tongue" Of Zee Peoples Of 'Third Rome.' ...

Nah, I Veel Tahnslate Zee Headline Een Ayngleesh: CatEllington.com Now Exceeds Ninety-Two-Thousand (92,000) Worldwide Views, My Loves.

Moy Dorogoy Lyudi I Zhenshchiny?
Pozvolyat' Mir V Zavorachivat' Sam Vokrug Vy.
I Byt' Sil'no BLAGOSLOVENNYY Po Zee LUCHSHIY -
Vse Iz Vy, Moy Byt'lyubimoy 'GOSTI.'

Zat's Hah Zey Vould Seh Eet Een 'Third Rome.' ...

But Here In The States, The Translation In English Is:

My Dear Men And Women?
Allow Peace To Wrap Itself Around You.
And Be Mightily BLESSED By The BEST -
All Of You, My Be-lov-ed 'GUESTS.'

Vlyublenno, (Lovingly)
Koshka ;)

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