Jan. 1, 2017

Auld Lang Syne, 2017


January 1, 2017
12:00 A.M. CST


• Post Inspired By Hamlet's Soliloquy; Act 3, Scene 1:

{Enter Hamlet ... Well, Myself, Acting As Hamlet—Vocal Style And All}:

(Clears Throat)

Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot,
And Never Brought To Mind?
Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot,
And Days Of Auld Lang Syne?
And There's A Hand, My Trusty Friend,
And Gie's A Hand To Thine
We'll Take A Cup Of Kindness Yet,
For Auld Lang Syne

(Cut To)

Annotations:

To Be Festively Tipsy, Or Not To Be Festively Tipsy,
That Is The Question: Whether 'Tis The Reason For The Season To Be Jolly In The Mind To Suffer

To Venture Out, That You May Party Hardy, Or Not To Venture Out, That You May Party Hardy, That Is The Question: Whether 'Tis The Reason For The Season To Get Sloppily Inebriated In The Mind To Suffer

To French Kiss The Person Next To You At The Stroke Of Midnight, Or Not To French Kiss The Person Next To You At The Stroke Of Midnight, That Is The Question: Whether 'Tis The Reason For The Season To Make Oral Love—Even To A Kindly Stranger—In The Mind To Suffer

To Wear A Groovy Pair Is Black Suede Dominatrix Thigh High Boots While Out On The Town, Or Not To Wear A Groovy Pair Of Black Suede Dominatrix Thigh High Boots While Out On The Town, That Is The Question: Whether 'Tis The Reason For The Season To Bring In The Year 2017, Sexy As Hell, In The Mind To Suffer


(Laughs)

Yassssss, Lord!!!!!! It's Two-Thousand Seventeeeen ... My Greatly Beloved Black and White Jellybeeeeanz!!!!
Well Alright! Alright Now.
Guys and Gals, Y'all Live Y'all Lives In Peace. Ya Hear? Be At Peace.
Own 2017! Own. It. Own It. Own It. Own The Crap Out Of It. And Do It Right. This Is A New Year, And Y'all Better Act Like It. Take Charge And Stay In Charge. Get Hold To It And Hold On To It. Own It.

Gon' Say It, Y'all. All Together Now: (PREACH, CAT!)


Heh-Heh ... You Dammmmn Riiiight. 😂

Happy New Year, Y'all. Happy New Year To Every-Single-one Of You. Be Mightily Blessed In 2017.


Truly, Deeply, And Madly,
Meyowwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... M'yow 👄